Unknown woman nabs celebrities

Wire reports indicate Winnie the Pooh and Piglet were recently removed from their home and carried like stuffed animals through the streets of Portland for an indeterminate length of time. The kidnapper claimed afterwards that she just wanted them to "have fun." When asked about the experience, Mr. Pooh only knocked on a table, grinned from ear-to-ear, and declared: "Trick or treat!"



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