My wife's funny, #2

I don't know where it all comes from, but it keeps on coming and cracking me up:

- Our kids might believe in God. Boy, that will be a tough cross to bear.

- For one, our box spring is a piece of crap. It's just a box.

- I'm never having two Peppermint Cocoa Joe's again ... I feel horrible.

- We're frickin' camping, I want to eat in a restaurant.